Thursday, March 22, 2012

dear boys 2

dear fiddle red head
we did have chemistry when we were 12, because i disliked you
from,
i wish i dug red heads- said the liar.

dear random old man,
i like old men, not in a creepy way, your just so cute
sincerely,
i hope my husband is as cute as you when we're 85

dear peter pan,
i'll meet you in kensington gardens
love,
i will never grow up

dear guy who mows grandma's neighbors lawn,
i seriously don't like mowing at the same time you do,
truly,
you give me the jeepers

dear guy at joann fabrics
you look so much like ryan goslin i gawked
love,
i wonder if you go to church? 

dear sweet boy,
i love when you call me nonii
from, 
i'm going to make you a bracelet

dear guy at walmart,
you have the worst hair on planet earth, stop dying it
sincerely,
i think your balding already

dear tall dark and handsome
yes, you look like tom everett scott
love,
i'm not available:(
 
dear tall boy who thinks your as buff as superman,
you act like a girl and your twin is hotter,
truly,
don't touch me on the shoulder while playing pingpong with me

dear emo boy,
i didn't fine you obnoxious, just special
sincerely,
we could have been friends



3 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed SO hard!!! xD I love this. hehehehe. *snicker* *snort* :D I'mma read it again.

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  2. ROFLOL!!!! Your are so clever!!! <3

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  3. glad you like it girls! <3 <3

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